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The most wonderful time of the year

2 years ago, by Admin

 

It’s supposed to be the most wonderful time of the year but I have to say that it’s not for me. The festive season is peaceful, restful, relaxing? Not in my experience. How many of you who are reading this think of xmas and, like me, shudder with dread? The endless travelling to far-flung relatives in whose company one will suffer the excruciating boredom of a turkey dinner whilst wearing a paper hat and a wafer thin smile? The unwanted gifts which demonstrate that little thought has gone into the process – another pair of socks and a cloth tie anyone? Forced joy is just not my bag and I am not one for party games either. The cheap firework sizzling in the drizzle isn’t about to get me excited. What’s more, how can I be happy when I am far from the beautiful busty escorts of Local and Central London Escorts, girls who really help a weekend go with a bang? The only refuge is a sly nip of brandy when the aged relative isn’t looking.

But, before you accuse me of being Scrooge like and shout bah humbug in my general direction just think of the alternatives: charades with Aunty Gladys or a sensual massage with gorgeous Carys? I rest my case. If you really want xmas to be the most wonderful time of the year then treat yourself to the present that just keeps on giving, an evening in the company of a beautiful, slim and sexy escort from Local Escorts.

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