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Time to feel at ease

Is there such a thing as a sure thing when it comes to a chat up line? I struggle with a cheesy one liner myself but some of my friends swear by them, each having their very own favourite that they claim will make any girl go weak at the knees. I just get so self-conscious when I have a scripted line in my head and it comes out all phoney and corny. At any rate, I have never had any success myself with girls when I have approached them in this way. That could be one of the reasons why I enjoy dating an escort so much, the fact that there is no pressure and I can feel at ease and relax in her company.

I asked my friends to tell me their favourite, guaranteed to pull, chat up lines and I showcase some of them below. You may want to give them a try but personally I wouldn’t recommend it. I am still of the opinion that spontaneous, situation driven wit is the best way to impress an intelligent woman but that’s me.

The line that came up again and again was this: “there must be something wrong with my mobile phone, it hasn’t got your number in it”. I guess that’s not too bad and you may get a girl giving you her number if you use this one. “The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you” is funny and a little self-deprecating which is always good. But if I had to use a pick up line I would choose: “I thought I’d come over and say hello before you caught me staring…”

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