How To Select An Escort: 5 Tips To Picking The Right Girl
by Admin 9 months ago
Back in the day, the easiest way to find an evening escort was by word of mou...
Now call me old fashioned if you like but when it comes to my top ten sex toys I do not include a Breville toaster in the list. The idea of inserting something so dear and precious to me into a metallic object with the capacity to turn a slice of bread a deep golden brown in less than a minute isn’t my idea of fun but apparently my hesitation is not shared by all. Recently a local fire brigade was called to the home of a man whose emergency was, shall we say, a trifle delicate. And he’s not the only one to have required help when experimenting with sexy toys, since the release of Fifty Shades of Grey a large number of women have needed releasing from wrist restraints including novelty handcuffs and even medieval shackles.
I imagine a visit from the local fire service is more than enough to dampen any lover’s ardour even without the use of a pressure hose. Or perhaps it is the opposite as I read that the dating site, Uniform Dating is proving quite popular.
I’d rather date a sexy visiting escort myself. In an emergency situation, such as when I am away from home on business and stuck in some boring hotel room, I can dial my very own version of nine, nine, nine – i.e. the number of Local Escorts – and my rescuer will soon be on her lovely way! With the most wonderful girlfriend experience available today only a phone call away don’t be surprised if I don’t answer any calls, I will be tied up.