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There is a theory in quantum physics known as the multiverse theory. It posits the idea that there are an infinite number of universes and consequently an infinite number of each of us. In this particular universe I am sitting at a desk writing this blog entry on a laptop. In another I am lying on a beach and topping up my tan whilst on yet some other planet revolving around a star in some other universe I am dating a supermodel who at this very moment is treating me to the most wonderful of birdsong in the morning adventures!

It’s the last bit that most delights and yet most frustrates! To think that there is a multi-millionaire version of me who is living the high life, driving fast cars and sleeping with the most beautiful of women yet here I am tippy tapping on a keyboard! So what good is the multiverse model if I can only live the dream vicariously in my imagination!

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Local Escorts

Local Escorts is a professional escort agency providing companions in and around South East England, offering a wide range of services to clients in the area. We have a selection of beautiful ladies available for bookings, and we are open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Our team is dedicated to providing a discreet and reliable service, and we are always happy to help with any enquiries you may have. If you would like to book an escort, please get in touch with us today.